Cincinnati will face regional rival Louisville within the 2022 Wasabi Fenway Bowl over in Boston.
What if I instructed you Wasabi was greater than only a Keg of Nails to the dome, bro?
Destiny would have it, the 2022 Wasabi Fenway Bowl may be referred to as the Turbo-Awkward Scott Satterfield Bowl. No, this has completely nothing to do with Cincinnati enjoying Louisville within the dwelling of the Boston Purple Sox, however that the Cardinals’ former head coach truly left for the regional rival Bearcats upon their entry into the Massive 12. It was the zaniest transfer of the offseason.
So when you is perhaps used to wasabi doing a quantity in your treasured sinus cavity whereas having fun with sushi or aptly-coated, bar-food peas, this isn’t the Wasabi we’re referring to. In our greatest Jeremy Pruitt “What is that?!”, we are going to clarify to you Wasabi is nearer to Apple than it’s to asparagus*.
*Be aware to self: Trademark Asparagus for the newfangled widget and gizmo firm I’m creating.
Wasabi is sponsoring the most recent serving to of Keg of Nails in Fenway: What’s that?!
It terms of cloud storage, Wasabi is hotter than Ed Robertson busting rhymes. Is that this firm larger than LeAnn Rimes? I don’t know, it’s been one week because you checked out me, cocked your head to the aspect and stated, “I’m hungry.” The actual fact the 2022 Fenway Bowl is just not being sponsored by Fantastic Pistachios, or their overly saturated horseradish equal, comes as fairly a shock!
Despite the fact that Mizzou Chase Daniel-finessed its approach out of a Memphian Border Battle, we bought two groups from both aspect of the Ohio River who don’t notably look after one another all that a lot. Again when the East was Massive, the Bearcats and the Cardinals used to battle for the best trophy this aspect of the Floyd of Rosedale. The actual fact UC and U of L don’t play repeatedly don’t make no sense!
Not because the Purple Sox hosted these hated Bronx Bombers have we felt the warmth emanate from the Fenway Park sod. No, this isn’t Wasabi or the opposite sort of wasabi we’re speaking about. We’re speaking a few former rivalry recreation trophy popping out of the case with a scaredy-cat Satterfield nowhere to be discovered. Could this one bowl recreation be larger than Massive Papi’s larger-than-life persona.
This early-window kickoff can be spicier than that one time Steve-O did snooters at a sushi bar.
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